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Nicole: Do you work tomorrow? Are we going to see Kong? πŸŽ₯ πŸ¦

March 27, 2016

Nicole: Do you work tomorrow? Are we going to see Kong? πŸŽ₯ 🦍

Me: Yeah! My husband is in it. 🀀 😍

Nicole: πŸ˜’ Β Heh?

Me: Tom!

Nicole: I said King KONG! Not Tom.

Me: Tom IS in King Kong.

Nicole: πŸ™„ Β *closes door on me*

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Nicole: You don’t need to budget $10 a year for an eyelash curler.

Nicole: You don’t need to budget $10 a year for an eyelash curler.

Me: You don’t know that. It might break. I might have to replace the thingy-things inside of it. Besides, I’m budgeting. And since I’ve been doing this, I’m loaded!

I can show you how to do this, if you want?

Nicole: Want to just take care of my money for me?

Me: Ok, but I want privileges.

Nicole: You already have white privilege.

Me: … Anyways… I want free rides in town, I’ll pay full price if we go to Smithers, but anything before that I want half price.

Nicole: So you want $2.50 if we go to Telkwa.

Me: Exactly!

#whenyoutalkbuisnesswithyoursister

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Nicole: Is this sweater too tight?

September 14, 2016

Nicole: Is this sweater too tight?

Me: No. It probably only feels tight because you normally wear XL sweaters.

Nicole: No, what I mean is do they go with these sweat pants?

Me: Sure. They make you look like you have ba-donk-a-donks.

Nicole: What?

Me: You know, (as I swing my hops) ba-donk-a-donks.

Nicole: On, I thought those were breasts.

Me: No, those are nunga-nungas.

Nicole: πŸ’πŸ» Wtf!