family bonding time, i get it from my mama, My Mother is My Roommate

While I relentlessly power out stories for Houston Today’s next edition…

October 19, 2016

Me: I’m amazing! *type type type*

Mom: I’m glad you find yourself amazing, and amusing.

Me: Riiiiight? I’m amazing and amusing. *type type type*

Mom: that’s right. You deserve a big pandasal like a va-jay-jay.

… *stops typing*  Me: I must be going deaf.

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family bonding time, i get it from my mama, My Mother is My Roommate

Mom: I really like your hair like that…

October 18, 2016

Mom: I really like your hair like that.

Me: Really?

Mom: I still like it better up, that’s my favourite. But it looks really nice down too.

Me: Awh, I love you.

*Mom has never had a problem telling me that she doesn’t like my hair. (She has said it often) And of all the eccentric hairstyles I’ve had, having dreads again with the bottom half of the back of my head shaved I was feeling quite insecure about, because I can’t tell if my hair sits nicely.

But now I know I can rock this awkward length, because my mom always tells the truth, even when you don’t want to hear it. 😎 ❤️ 👩‍👧

family bonding time, i get it from my mama, My Mother is My Roommate

Mom and I watching Grey’s Anatomy…

October 14, 2016

Dr. Baily talking to Dr. Torres: The va-jay-jay is unexplored territory…

Mom: Aye! She said, va-jai-jai.

Me: No mom, it’s pronounced va-jay-jay.

Mom: Vaa-jaay-jaay…

Me: Close enough.

family bonding time, i get it from my mama, My Mother is My Roommate

Mom, Nicole, and I going to bed…

October 13, 2016

Nicole gets annoyed with mom trying to cuddle her so she sleeps near the bottom of my bed.

Mom: Aye! I forgot to put the food away.

*After mom leaves…*

Nicole: ShouldI go back into her bed and scare her?

Me: Uhh, mom has a strong heart.

*Mom returns, crawls into bed…*

Nicole *whispers*: Goodnight mom.

Mom: Aye!

*Nicole and I burst out laughing*

Mom: My heart is palpitating. I better hold my rosary to bed.

family bonding time, i get it from my mama, My Mother is My Roommate

Me: Mom, where are my pants?

August 23, 2016

Me: Mom, where are my pants?

Mom: In the wash. I just thought you were too lazy to put them in there.

Me: No, that’s why I have a laundry basket. My clean clothes go on the floor.

Mom: 🙄

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Houston, BC: NASA we are not in Texas

I’ll never sum up my hometown in one post, so I won’t try to.

To date I have left Houston four times since I graduated highschool at Houston Secondary in 2010. I have learnt that I will never entirely disconnect from here, and honestly, why should I?

Though Houston is not the place I want to settle in, it is the place that has throughly cultivated my roots.

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5 R&R Tips to combat Mercury Retrograde Apr-May/2017

Whacky communication, tech troubles, and the surfacing of soul debris has been at full force with me.

Enough, Merc. Retrograde! Your disorienting orbit has had its fun, now go die. Or to be astrologically correct, go direct beeyotch.

Here are my top 5 survival tips to centre yourself when life is overwhelming and the cosmic universe is being a shit storm:

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